Cobo Doesn't only rape...
CoBo Länge-fan rest up against a tree "Odin's Balls this is a long walk"
CoBo Länge-fan "nuthin' to drink but water? Odin be a cruel God sometimes"
Sheena Dragging the tarsk she shot through the water and hears a voice as she stops and crouches and whispers...'Damn it"...she tries to see through the long grass to see if she knows who it is.
CoBo Länge-fan swats away the mosquitoes "damn ye bugs! Yer arses be as big as them damned tarns!" he screeches like a little girl and looks to make sure no one is around to hear him
CoBo Länge-fan "Dammit CoBo, ye dun went an got yerself lost again ye dumb bosk's arse" he mutters to himself
As she hears the man scream she bites her lip so she does not start laughing...she hears heavy footfalls and freezes again on the edge of the long grass.
Sheena Stands and looks around and not seeing anyone she grunts and starts dragging the tarsk again...her shoulders screaming as she is covered in mud, to protect herself from the bugs the man she had heard screaming about and ran away from.
CoBo Länge-fan starts to wipe the sweat from under his helm when he sees a spider "AAAAACK!" he screams and starts to flail like a girl and as he turns to run her
hits face first into a tree "Odin's ballzzzzzzzz....." he says as he falls down out cold
"What in Odin's Ass was that?" She mutters as she drags the tarsk closer and releases the rope as she pants and looks down at the man out cold and busts out laughing and shakes her head....then looks at all he wears and get a crafty look as she sneaks forward, leans down and starts searching him to see if he has anything of value she could trade...gently patting his pockets...her verr skull mask covering her face as she keeps glancing to his face to see if he is waking up as she searches his pockets.
CoBo Länge-fan groans a bit as he is still woozy. He feels hands on him and pushes at them "nay muther, just leave me sleep a bit longer, school be o'er rated anna-way" and starts to snore
Sheena Looks at the nice large, what must be a kurr feet, on his shoulders...she strokes it gently and the fur is softer than she would have thought. Tugging she tries to pull it off him...freezing as he starts mumbling about his Mother and bites her lip so she does not laugh as she bends closer trying to gently work them off him.
CoBo Länge-fan smacks his lips a bit as he dreams of large women and kegs of mead "ah Lassy, that be it, that spot right th're Lass, now cume to Ol' CoBo for yer CoBp luvin' eh?"
CoBo Länge-fan snores some more
Freezing again....she frowns as she hears him and her eyes roll dramatically...finally pulling as hard as she can, using all of her slight weight as she grits her teeth, the furs come free and she tumbles back on her ass as she looks stunned and holds the furrs before her.
Aurora Pearl shouts: "Anyone here
CoBo Länge-fan smacks his lips and scratches his belly a bit and farts loudly "Muther, kin ye fetch ye boy a bit more mead fer breakfast?" and stirs slightly and sniffs "Muther! M'thinks th' bosk is bad"
Sheena Scrambling to her feet and rolling the fur up and holding it to her dirty body, she turns and creeps away and goes back to her tarsk and freezes seeing a woman there...her eyes narrow...'Who are you"...she hisses as she notes her weapons and tosses the clawed furs atop her tarsk and move to guard it not wanting the woman to steal it from her.
OH Tal i am Aurora I come with some herms for dani Aurora Pearl looks over and sees a man laying face down
CoBo Länge-fan rises holding his head. He grumbles "oooh, how much mead did ah drink anna-way? " Zahladhalia Hendrassen: "I am me." She said simply. Though the voice was melodic. Not quiet sing-song but ha a rhythm and cadence to them. She tilted her head to the side watching the woman in the same way a curious larl does. "Who else could I possibly be? " The full lips pulled into a smile. Her voice existed somewhere between the warmth of a mother and the seduction of a succubus. "Is there someone you'd prefer I be?"
CoBo Länge-fan hears voices and staggers to his feet
Sheena starts relaxing although still a bit wary..."Well that man over there seems to either be drunk....or from his screams ran into a tree and knocked himself out...we better get away before he wakes up." She whispers and points behind her...then jumps as some damn woman is in the woods that does not belong...she pulls her sticks and lunges towards her to scare her..."These woods are ours!!"...she growls as she swings her sticks.
Aurora Pearl looks about very bewildered and reaches into her basket, pulling free a bag of black save and a bottle of liquid hemp
CoBo Länge-fan blinks as he sees women with great bodies but two with horns "Odin's arse! What be goin' on here lassies?"
CoBo Länge-fan "Ye know ye have horns Lasses?"
Aurora Pearl seam to have not found whom i had been looking for but meen no harm to ones not wishing me harm.
Zahladhalia Hendrassen 's attention turned from the woman to the man that was walking about. The dark eyes focused on him "Ah. I know that smell. A mixture , it is, of booze and tiredness." Her taharian voice hinted with humor ,and she looked towards the free woman. "Please tell me this man is not your's, good lady. " She whispered to the free woman. "You can do much better."
Aurora Pearl he is not mine but if to spare him i would clame his as a gaurd?!
Aurora Pearl shrugs her sholders
CoBo Länge-fan sways a bit and shakes his head still not knowing what is going on "mead, has t'be m'mead that is why I see this fer sure" he mutters to himself
Sheena hisses and snarls as she looks back towards the man glad he is looking at them and not noticing the furs draped over her tarsk kill..."Go back to your village...these woods belong to us!!"...she looks towards the male now as the damn woman was not smart enough to know she is a threat to her.
Aurora Pearl walks slowly to the drunk man and takes his hand, "We will good thank you fo your kindness." She leads the man away with her
CoBo Länge-fan "uhm, Lass? I do think sh' be meanin' to whomp ye wit' them sticks she be holdin'" He says to the Lady
Zahladhalia Hendrassen: "I would spare him, but the onl y thing he seems to fear is ....a bathe." There was still the playfullness in her voice. Her hands rested on her hips and the chin lifted in a regal manner. "Perhaps if you were to take him to the city you could teach him to over come that fear, good lady?"
CoBo Länge-fan pulls his hand back "now hold on Lass, Ol' CoBo is nay jist some purdy face to be takin' away fer who knows what?"
Aurora Pearl Kind sir i am scribe of the town please let me help you home
CoBo Länge-fan "Ye nay even say yer name lass, "
Aurora is my name sir i am friends to all
CoBo Länge-fan "scribe? Ye scribble wurds 'n setch?" he says scratching his belly
Sheena "What in Hell is going on here...GET OUT OF HERE both of ya before I bash what brains ya have out of yer heads!!"..
Aurora Pearl sir cant carry or force you take my hand or you will be at there mercy
Aurora Pearl tosses the basket of black save and oil down
Aurora Pearl very well
CoBo Länge-fan "der mighty CoBo fears nay Lass!" he pauses "well meybe one, she was a harpy I tell ye, claws like a Kur I say, beard thicker then me own"
CoBo Länge-fan shakes his mighty fist
CoBo Länge-fan squints and sees Zahl "I know them Tit....uhm....that shape anna where, Tal Kitten"
Sheena snorts..."Yer a loon Lady!!"...she shakes her head and puts her sticks away and grabs the rope to her kill and starts dragging it away as she mutters free woman not having any sense.
CoBo Länge-fan thinks they have great bodies but they need a healer to fix those horns they have "Not the first Ladies I met with horns, not since Fo's ex FC!"
Zahladhalia Hendrassen: "Eh?" Zahla watched the othes walk away, then back to the drunkard. "Ah, KaBob. Have you drunken yourself and awakened in places one should not be?" She arched a brow eyeing him carefully
Sheena tries to hurry before he notices his missing furr...grunting as she hits the bogs and struggles to get through the mud.
CoBo Länge-fan shouts: "what ye be starin' at ye one horned beast? Have ye ne'er seen a man wit' a hangover b'fore?" he grumbles at the Tabuk
Sheena shouts: Glancing back her eyes widen in panic hearing the man bellowing as she tries to drag the tarsk faster....her body trembling in exhaustion as she stumbles and falls to her knees panting heavily.
CoBo Länge-fan rest again, winded against a tree "tal there Lass, ye look as winded as Ol' CoBo" he pulls off his helm and wipes his brow "say, have ye nay have seen some fuzzy feet with big claws layin' about have ye?"
CoBo Länge-fan uses his tongue to wet his fingers and then uses them to comb his hair
CoBo Länge-fan: "nay excuse fer helmut hair "
Sheena mumbles a swear word..."Shit"...and scrambles as she reaches back and stuffs the furs under the tarsk as she lays across it panting...Her light blue eyes look out from the mask and she mutters..."Ummm...No Sir I have not." She tries not to panic as the man is huge...but seems rather harmless at the moment.
CoBo Länge-fan sways as he looks around "odins ballsack" he mutters "I kin swear I be wearin' them when I ran into tha...er...them forty bandits...aye, forty o'them they were"
CoBo Länge-fan focuses on her head "say Lass, a healer should look o'er yer skin conditions" he gestures to his own face "mebe a moisturizer or sumpthin'?"
Sheena looks at the man in shock as he has not tried to attack her...and thinks her verr skull mask is normal. Pushing back to her feet still breathing heavy..."Oh...there were 40 men that attacked you?...I better be careful." She chokes on a laugh as he remarks on her face like she has dry skin...she nods sagely...'Ahh I shall see a healer as soon as I can...Ya think moisture might help?" She tilts her head back and forth as she stares at him.
CoBo Länge-fan nods "Ol' CoBo uses them all th' time, ye be a purdy as Ol' CoBo is handsum in nay time" he points at her head "now them, I nau know whut kin be dun 'bout them, still Lass, ye make them look good"
Sheena reaches up and runs her fingers over the curling horns..."Ahhhh, Yes its a horrid birth defect...that is why I live in the woods...it seems I scare people." She says in as best of a sad voice as she can.
CoBo Länge-fan "well Lass, to be honest wit' ye? Many men Ol' CoBo knows be willin' to o'er look setch things wit' a body like ye have Lassie, Ol' CoBo is jist bein' honest is all" he says as he flops down on the ground "Odin's nose hairs! It be hot down 'ere eh?"
Sheena Finally get her breath back she stands their hesitantly as he seems to collapse...she reaches for the ropes to keep dragging her tarsk..."Are...ya alright Sir?...Perhaps...could I get you some water?"...having absolutely no idea why she offered, but he looked rather pathetic and sweaty...and about to possibly pass out.
CoBo Länge-fan: "water? what'd ye mean Lass?" he ask sniffing his pits "is nay bath time fer Ol' CoBo yet"
CoBo Länge-fan: "now if'n ye got sum mead, Ol' CoBo will help ye drink it"
Sheena holds her hands out and looks down..."Now do I look like I have any mead on me?" She snorts...
CoBo Länge-fan: "dun't hurt t'ask now Lass, does it?" he points to the horns "mebe mead be helpin' wit' that condition, it keeps Ol' CoBo handsum"
Sheena presses her lips together hard so she does not bust out into laughter as she looks over the rather unkempt homely man..."Oh?...Really?...I had no idea mead has such wonderful properties." She murmurs drolly.
CoBo Länge-fan pats is belly "keeps Ol' CoBo in shape and is proof Odin loves me, Lass. Ye e'er git any Ol' CoBo be showin' th' propur way t'drink it" he hiccups a bit
Sheena "Sadly...I am too afraid to go to the village and buy some...perhaps you could bring me some to try?...I mean with my condition and all...Maybe then I could get a man to companion me." She smirks behind the mask.
CoBo Länge-fan looks her up and down and shrugs "Lass? T'be honest again wit' ye, Ol' CoBo seen uglier womun then ye and allot less put t'gethur" he looks back towards the village and huffs "b'sides, Lass. Ol' CoBo is nay allowed near th' mead supply till me tavern bill is paid. Duz that sound fair at all t'ye Lass? Ye sound like a fair Lass, even wit' yer condition 'nd all"
CoBo Länge-fan sways a bit when he stands up
Her eyes narrow as he stands...she changes her tone and sounds all weepy..."I am UGLY?!!...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!".... Sheena bellows out and sobs pretending to cover her eyes..."Now I will never have a companion...Just go back to the village and leave me to my UGLINESS!!"...she shrieks the last as she grabs the ropes and gets ready to pull the carcass. . CoBo Länge-fan "Ol' CoBo said he seen uglier Lass and they nay come near yer shape, ye be fit a Lass Ol' CoBo e'er seen before. But lass, try moisturizin' and mead, ye be fit fer annah man in no time I be thinkin' " he looks around "and if ye come across some fuzzy feet wit' claws Lass, jist remember Ol' CoBo eh?"
"NO!!...You already said it...I am Hideous...No man will have me...I have no mead...I might as well go throw myself at a sleen!!!"...Sheena pretends to sob as she starts tugging the rope and leans into it as the damn tarsk seems to have gained weight...and remembers the furs...she growls and snarls..."I shall be an old spinster...Never to know the touch of a baby at my breast!!"...she tries to sob but is saying it in a growling voice as she digs her feet in as she pulls....her feet sink in a rather wet spot and she does a face plant into the ground...the mask smashing her nose and she bellows out every curse word she knows..."SON OF A BOSK ASS, YA STUPID PIECE OF SHIT TARSK THAT FURRED YER MOTHER!" She groans as she lays there a moment her eyes tearing up from the pain.
CoBo Länge-fan scratches himself as he watches her reaction. He thinks to himself "hmmph, womun, go figure" he can only shrug "Well Lass, Odin's blessin's be on ye t'fix yer condition, but if he nay helps ye, Ol'CoBo has room in his furs fer a fit Lass as yerself" and starts to stagger back towards the outpost and look for his fuzzy kur feet along the way
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